Shouta doesn’t like blood, despite being a vampire, because he’d have to have people around to drink from and he’s alone BY CHOICE so….
Hizash: “Dude, you do know your castle is stuffed with people, right?”
Shouta: “For the love of gods, don't remind me!”
Or:
A semi-suicidal coffee addicted ancient being is trying to end it all and an equally ancient Kami is enjoying the absolute hell out of derailing that! Well, once he figures it out anyway, up until then it was all just for shits and giggles but this, now this is what fun is all about!
Or:
Bingo anyone?
Words: 3318, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Multi
- Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Satou Rikidou, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, Jirou Kyouka, Eri (My Hero Academia), Nezu, Inui Ryou | Hound Dog, Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Shouji Mezou, Hatsume Mei, Yaoyorozu Momo, Todoroki Shouto, Ashido Mina, Hagakure Tooru, Asui Tsuyu, Kouda Kouji, Shinsou Hitoshi, Tokoyami Fumikage, Dark Shadow (My Hero Academia), Aoyama Yuuga, Iida Tenya
- Relationships: Oh My Gods Don't Get Me Started We'll Be Here All Day
- Additional Tags: magic instead of quirks, everyone is a magical creature, not Hizashi though, he is seriously a perfectly ordinary human, Just ask, Vampire Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Suicidal Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, but he's a vampire, Think It Through, Work it out, no one dies, okay that is a lie, but they deserved it, Hard to tag this one, Fiend Bakugou Katsuki, Good Person Bakugou Katsuki, yeah that's actually not a good thing, Werewolf Midoriya Izuku, actually the who's who is the final chapter so you can read them all there, Betrayal, But not on purpose, Sad Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Hizashi is gonna fix the hell outta that, Nemuri is a Banshee but seriously does not care who's gonna die, dysfunctional all of them are just broken, Hurt/Comfort, but much more comfort, This is just silly, aaaaalmooooost crack, but it's also sad cause happy doesn't work without it