by HauntedWorm
The foundations of Heights Alliance shake with a primal screech.
Ida sighs. “I told you playing Monopoly with an eldritch horror was a bad idea.”
A dark tentacle comes crashing down on the Monopoly board, splitting it in half. And also a bit of the floor.
Oh shit, the Old One might’ve been angrier about landing on Tsuyu’s Boardwalk property than they thought. They should’ve known. It had a hotel.
“Uchuujin-chan, no,” Midoriya says.
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Midoriya of Class 1-A is a maniac who will try to befriend anyone and everyone. He collects sour-tempered and battered children like Pokémon; see: Shinsou, Todoroki, and Bakugou.
Is there anyone Midoriya won’t try to befriend?
An eldritch horror with thirteen tentacles, too many eyes, and six rows of razor-sharp teeth may just put that to the test.
Words: 6227, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of worm's cracky one-shots
- Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: Gen
- Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Bakugou Katsuki, Todoroki Shouto, Uraraka Ochako, Iida Tenya, Asui Tsuyu, Kaminari Denki, Kouda Kouji, Ashido Mina
- Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension, Class 1-A & Midoriya Izuku, Class 1-A & eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension, Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi, Todoroki Shouto & Uraraka Ochako, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Class 1-A
- Additional Tags: Crack, Pure Crack, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Midoriya Izuku is a Problem Child, Eldritch, cosmic horror, Scared Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Confused Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Midoriya Izuku is a Good Friend, Attempt at Humor, Tired Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, Midoriya Izuku Has a High Pain Tolerance, Eldritch Midoriya Izuku, just a little bit, Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk, One For All Quirk Haunted by Past One For All Users' Ghosts (My Hero Academia), eldritch kouda kouji, Bakugou Katsuki is a Little Shit, Conspiracy Theorist Todoroki Shouto, somewhat bloodthirsty uraraka ochako, walking disaster kaminari denki, Shinsou Hitoshi is in Class 1-A, Alternate Universe- no war, Not Really Canon Compliant, Crack Characterization